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Christian Swingers/Human Trafficking Church
We have a meth kitchen for impoverished perverts.
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We say we created a pricing system that tracks donations...but let's face it, were so disorganized we would lose our dicks if they weren't attached......
Much of the merchandise at our junk shop is not priced....we set a price when you inquire and adjust it according to how big of a sucker we perceive you to be....
When our slaves, er employees feel suicidal when their escape attempts are thwarted, we kindly plant gigantic guns under their beds to encourage them to blow their brains out, rather than expose our operation. Dead slaves tell no tales....
Amy Aiken has stepped up and is our new church concubine!!!! Thank you Amy!!!! Hope you enjoy that new laptop Daniel bought for you!!! Next time we catch you and Daniel making love, we won't interrupt you!!!!
Meth much Daniel?
Human trafficking is a family affair with us. Daniels son and daughter in law Stefan & Elizabeth collect the money from the victims, er tenants, not fixing or repairing the properties they live on that are not up to code. Cash only, with no written rental agreement. No receipts are given, and rent amounts are raised and fees imposed arbitrarily, to keep victims indebted to them, forcing them to stay there and work off their debt, which keeps getting hopelessly bigger. They also run A-Team home inspections, catching every little code violation on their customers homes, getting as much money as possible out of the customers. Daniels daughter Olivia and husband Bob, who works at his junk shop also houses tenants/employees on their property next door to Daniels home, where they live in tents, cars and in her barn next to the horses and cattle they own as well.
Receipts for donations to our junk shop are for the Foreign Missions Foundation, founded by Dr. Gene Davis and proceeds go to fund human trafficking in all parts of the world.
The teenage boys and young men that we smuggle across the border from Mexico landscape our many properties for different friends like Dr. Gene Davis. When they get sent to jail and deported we just smuggle them back in, although the process takes it's toll on the boys, and when they finally get back to us they no longer look their actual age due to drug addiction and physical and emotional abuse. They are mentally and physically slower and their english gets rusty. Ah the price for slave labor. We just smoke a domer and sex with them is as good as it ever was. All in the name of God. We convince them that this is Gods will. They love God so they willingly give up their bodies for us. Christians are easy prey, no matter what country they come from.
These books are all about our church.
Cum hear Jeff preach...He will show you love...from behind....
Daniel in his natural habitat. The den of meth!!!!!
Cover up your herpes sores with one of our custom merkins, straight from Daniels freshly shorn ass!!!!
Glen, our financial advisor. He takes Daniel's dirty meth money and washes it clean in the offering plate.
http://www.co.washington.or.us/Sheriff/child-sexual-exploitation.cfm
Daniel is our Merkin hair donor. Shaving his ass once a year supplies our store with a years worth of Merkins.
If you see this man, it's Mr. Potato Head and he's looking for his "angry eyes".
Charter member of New Life Assembly of God Church, Sherwood Oregon. This is just the tip of the iceberg...
In our church we do not discriminate against people based on race, age, or sex, they're all pink on the inside.
Jim Mason's arrest for child porn is just the tip of the iceberg.
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